Episodes

Thursday Jul 09, 2020
Fun Size #164 - M.A.S.K.!
Thursday Jul 09, 2020
Thursday Jul 09, 2020
*NEW EPISODE*
In this FUN SIZE episode Patrick sits in his living room and Ream sits in his bedroom and they talk about the cartoon/toy franchise M.A.S.K!
Also, wear a mask you maniacs!
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https://twitter.com/PatrickHastie
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And remember, if you're not an NFer you're an MFer, so get the f*** outta here!

Monday Jul 06, 2020
Episode 164 - UFOLOGY with Sam and Brian!
Monday Jul 06, 2020
Monday Jul 06, 2020
***This episode features audio from the podcast UFOLOGY from 2016 AND 2018***
Did you ever listen to UFOlogy? It was one of the first BRAIN MACHINE shows and it was really good. Hosted by BRIAN BAHE and SAM ROSE, they discussed aliens and alien stuff. Patrick was a guest in 2016 and Ream was a guest in 2018. Here are these episodes. Please enjoy!
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And remember, if you're not an NFer you're an MFer, so get the f*** outta here!

Thursday Jul 02, 2020
Fun Size #163 - Quarantine Catch Up #2!
Thursday Jul 02, 2020
Thursday Jul 02, 2020
***NEW EPISODE***
In this FUN SIZE episode Patrick sits in his living room and Ream sits in his bedroom and they talk all the stuff they've been doing in quarantine!
Ok, you don't have to believe us, but this one sounds fucking great. We figured out how to do the remote recording. Sorry about the past 2 months.
Follow Ream on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Reamkore
Follow Patrick on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/PatrickHastie
No sponsor this week! Join the Patreon!
Subscribe on Apple Podcasts (iTunes)!
Go listen to all the other shows on the Brain Machine Network!
And remember, if you're not an NFer you're an MFer, so get the f*** outta here!

Monday Jun 29, 2020
Episode 163 - Charlie Vergos (rerun)!
Monday Jun 29, 2020
Monday Jun 29, 2020
***This is a repost of Episode 78 from November 12th, 2018***
We're rerunning this episode because Charlie was a great guest and his debut album is out today (6/29) on JACKKNIFE COMEDY RECORDS! Go buy Barbecue Rich RIGHT NOW!
https://music.apple.com/us/album/barbecue-rich/1517372803
Also you can see a never before seen video of this episode here:
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And remember, if you're not an NFer you're an MFer, so get the f*** outta here!

Thursday Jun 25, 2020
Fun Size #162 - Welcome to Eltingville and Freakazoid Pilot Episodes!
Thursday Jun 25, 2020
Thursday Jun 25, 2020
***This episode features audio from the podcast SMALL SCREEN CASUALTIES WITH JOHN BILANCINI from December 2017***
We discuss the pilot episodes of a show that never got picked up (WELCOME TO ELTINGVILLE) and a show that did (FREAKAZOID). This one is two episodes of John's podcast smooshed together so it is long.
Visit John's website https://eightiesbaby.net/
Buy Patrick's new EP (all proceeds go to Black Lives Matter): https://jackknifecomedy.bandcamp.com/album/probably-forever-ep
If you can't donate, just let this video run on your computer a million times (the ads go to BLM).
https://youtu.be/bCgLa25fDHM
Donate to bail funds. This is a no-brainer. You can break the money up and give it to different communities. Even if you can only give like $10.
https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd?fbclid=IwAR1r-cAtTK0CP_TADJpE94PikkFsUXfFxf_Z-VTkpDaPBDbxzX1K0x_PkuQ
Donate to mutual aid funds.
https://twitter.com/thegirlwithfood/status/1267572248149442562?s=20
If you are at protesting, please be safe. Wear a mask, be mindful of social distancing (as best you can) and never let the cops out of your sight. Keep your phone charged and know where you are and how to exit at all time. And before you share/post a photo from a protest. Whether it's one you took yourself or one you saw online. Ask yourself "can you see protesters faces in it"? "Will sharing it potentially make it easier for retaliation against them"? If so, please don't share it.
Subscribe on Apple Podcasts (iTunes)!
Go listen to all the other shows on the Brain Machine Network!
And remember, if you're not an NFer you're an MFer, so get the f*** outta here!

Monday Jun 22, 2020
Monday Jun 22, 2020
***This week we're going to do a rerun of a classic episode.***
This is a live episode recorded at the countdown theater in March 2018 with guests Gideon Hambright, Andrea Allan and David Piccolomini.
Subscribe on Apple Podcasts (iTunes)!
Go listen to all the other shows on the Brain Machine Network!
And remember, if you're not an NFer you're an MFer, so get the f*** outta here!

Thursday Jun 18, 2020
Fun Size #161 - Gremlins 2: The New Batch (rerun)!
Thursday Jun 18, 2020
Thursday Jun 18, 2020
In honor of the 30 year anniversary of GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH, we're re-releasing our Fun Size episode all about it from May 2018.
Follow Ream on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Reamkore
Follow Patrick on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/PatrickHastie
Buy Patrick's new EP (all proceeds go to Black Lives Matter): https://jackknifecomedy.bandcamp.com/album/probably-forever-ep
If you can't donate, just let this video run on your computer a million times (the ads go to BLM).
https://youtu.be/bCgLa25fDHM
Donate to bail funds. This is a no-brainer. You can break the money up and give it to different communities. Even if you can only give like $10.
https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd?fbclid=IwAR1r-cAtTK0CP_TADJpE94PikkFsUXfFxf_Z-VTkpDaPBDbxzX1K0x_PkuQ
If you are at protesting, please be safe. Wear a mask, be mindful of social distancing (as best you can) and never let the cops out of your sight. Keep your phone charged and know where you are and how to exit at all time. And before you share/post a photo from a protest. Whether it's one you took yourself or one you saw online. Ask yourself "can you see protesters faces in it"? "Will sharing it potentially make it easier for retaliation against them"? If so, please don't share it.
No sponsor this week! Join the Patreon!
Subscribe on Apple Podcasts (iTunes)!
Go listen to all the other shows on the Brain Machine Network!
And remember, if you're not an NFer you're an MFer, so get the f*** outta here!

Monday Jun 15, 2020
Episode 161 - Gideon Hambright Returns!
Monday Jun 15, 2020
Monday Jun 15, 2020
In this episode Ream sits in his bedroom and Patrick sits in his living room and comedian Gideon Hambright (Bravo) sits in his bedroom in Queens.
We invite Gideon back for a guest episode to just kind chat about everything. I hope you enjoy this.
Buy Patrick's new EP (all proceeds go to Black Lives Matter): https://jackknifecomedy.bandcamp.com/album/probably-forever-ep
If you can't donate, just let this video run on your computer a million times (the ads go to BLM).
https://youtu.be/bCgLa25fDHM
Donate to bail funds. This is a no-brainer. You can break the money up and give it to different communities. Even if you can only give like $10.
https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd?fbclid=IwAR1r-cAtTK0CP_TADJpE94PikkFsUXfFxf_Z-VTkpDaPBDbxzX1K0x_PkuQ
Donate to mutual aid funds.
https://twitter.com/thegirlwithfood/status/1267572248149442562?s=20
If you are at protesting, please be safe. Wear a mask, be mindful of social distancing (as best you can) and never let the cops out of your sight. Keep your phone charged and know where you are and how to exit at all time. And before you share/post a photo from a protest. Whether it's one you took yourself or one you saw online. Ask yourself "can you see protesters faces in it"? "Will sharing it potentially make it easier for retaliation against them"? If so, please don't share it.
Subscribe on Apple Podcasts (iTunes)!
Go listen to all the other shows on the Brain Machine Network!
And remember, if you're not an NFer you're an MFer, so get the f*** outta here!

Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Fun Size #160 - Angora Napkin and The Simpsons Pilot Episodes!
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
***This episode features audio from the podcast SMALL SCREEN CASUALTIES WITH JOHN BILANCINI from December 2016***
We discuss the pilot episodes of a show that never got picked up (ANGORA NAPKIN) and a show that ran forever (THE SIMPSONS). If it wasn't for this episode we would have never started The Nostalgic Front. Please enjoy!
Visit John's website https://eightiesbaby.net/
Buy Patrick's new EP (all proceeds go to Black Lives Matter): https://jackknifecomedy.bandcamp.com/album/probably-forever-ep
If you can't donate, just let this video run on your computer a million times (the ads go to BLM).
https://youtu.be/bCgLa25fDHM
Donate to bail funds. This is a no-brainer. You can break the money up and give it to different communities. Even if you can only give like $10.
https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd?fbclid=IwAR1r-cAtTK0CP_TADJpE94PikkFsUXfFxf_Z-VTkpDaPBDbxzX1K0x_PkuQ
Donate to mutual aid funds.
https://twitter.com/thegirlwithfood/status/1267572248149442562?s=20
If you are at protesting, please be safe. Wear a mask, be mindful of social distancing (as best you can) and never let the cops out of your sight. Keep your phone charged and know where you are and how to exit at all time. And before you share/post a photo from a protest. Whether it's one you took yourself or one you saw online. Ask yourself "can you see protesters faces in it"? "Will sharing it potentially make it easier for retaliation against them"? If so, please don't share it.
Subscribe on Apple Podcasts (iTunes)!
Go listen to all the other shows on the Brain Machine Network!
And remember, if you're not an NFer you're an MFer, so get the f*** outta here!

Monday Jun 08, 2020
Episode 160 - Playable Characters with Spyro and Pimple The Battletoad!
Monday Jun 08, 2020
Monday Jun 08, 2020
Today's episode is a fun little thing where we're dropping Patrick and Ream's appearances on PLAYABLABLE CHARACTERS, a wonderful podcast where our friend's Calvin Cato and McGuinness interview characters from the world of video games. Each week we are joined by a legend in the video game industry to talk to them about their life and what’s going on. It's so good.
Listen to Playable Characters here!
Patrick's Episode 104 - Spyro The Dragon
Ream's Episode 152 - Pimple The Battletoad
We're rerunning this episode because cops are beating people all over the country (including on our own streets) and neither of us really felt too funny.
Please enjoy and be safe.
Also, if you can please donate to bail funds: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd
Subscribe on Apple Podcasts (iTunes)!
Go listen to all the other shows on the Brain Machine Network!
And remember, if you're not an NFer you're an MFer, so get the f*** outta here!

