Episodes

Thursday Jun 18, 2020
Fun Size #161 - Gremlins 2: The New Batch (rerun)!
Thursday Jun 18, 2020
Thursday Jun 18, 2020
In honor of the 30 year anniversary of GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH, we're re-releasing our Fun Size episode all about it from May 2018.
Follow Ream on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Reamkore
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https://twitter.com/PatrickHastie
Buy Patrick's new EP (all proceeds go to Black Lives Matter): https://jackknifecomedy.bandcamp.com/album/probably-forever-ep
If you can't donate, just let this video run on your computer a million times (the ads go to BLM).
https://youtu.be/bCgLa25fDHM
Donate to bail funds. This is a no-brainer. You can break the money up and give it to different communities. Even if you can only give like $10.
https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd?fbclid=IwAR1r-cAtTK0CP_TADJpE94PikkFsUXfFxf_Z-VTkpDaPBDbxzX1K0x_PkuQ
If you are at protesting, please be safe. Wear a mask, be mindful of social distancing (as best you can) and never let the cops out of your sight. Keep your phone charged and know where you are and how to exit at all time. And before you share/post a photo from a protest. Whether it's one you took yourself or one you saw online. Ask yourself "can you see protesters faces in it"? "Will sharing it potentially make it easier for retaliation against them"? If so, please don't share it.
No sponsor this week! Join the Patreon!
Subscribe on Apple Podcasts (iTunes)!
Go listen to all the other shows on the Brain Machine Network!
And remember, if you're not an NFer you're an MFer, so get the f*** outta here!

Monday Jun 15, 2020
Episode 161 - Gideon Hambright Returns!
Monday Jun 15, 2020
Monday Jun 15, 2020
In this episode Ream sits in his bedroom and Patrick sits in his living room and comedian Gideon Hambright (Bravo) sits in his bedroom in Queens.
We invite Gideon back for a guest episode to just kind chat about everything. I hope you enjoy this.
Buy Patrick's new EP (all proceeds go to Black Lives Matter): https://jackknifecomedy.bandcamp.com/album/probably-forever-ep
If you can't donate, just let this video run on your computer a million times (the ads go to BLM).
https://youtu.be/bCgLa25fDHM
Donate to bail funds. This is a no-brainer. You can break the money up and give it to different communities. Even if you can only give like $10.
https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd?fbclid=IwAR1r-cAtTK0CP_TADJpE94PikkFsUXfFxf_Z-VTkpDaPBDbxzX1K0x_PkuQ
Donate to mutual aid funds.
https://twitter.com/thegirlwithfood/status/1267572248149442562?s=20
If you are at protesting, please be safe. Wear a mask, be mindful of social distancing (as best you can) and never let the cops out of your sight. Keep your phone charged and know where you are and how to exit at all time. And before you share/post a photo from a protest. Whether it's one you took yourself or one you saw online. Ask yourself "can you see protesters faces in it"? "Will sharing it potentially make it easier for retaliation against them"? If so, please don't share it.
Subscribe on Apple Podcasts (iTunes)!
Go listen to all the other shows on the Brain Machine Network!
And remember, if you're not an NFer you're an MFer, so get the f*** outta here!

Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Fun Size #160 - Angora Napkin and The Simpsons Pilot Episodes!
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
***This episode features audio from the podcast SMALL SCREEN CASUALTIES WITH JOHN BILANCINI from December 2016***
We discuss the pilot episodes of a show that never got picked up (ANGORA NAPKIN) and a show that ran forever (THE SIMPSONS). If it wasn't for this episode we would have never started The Nostalgic Front. Please enjoy!
Visit John's website https://eightiesbaby.net/
Buy Patrick's new EP (all proceeds go to Black Lives Matter): https://jackknifecomedy.bandcamp.com/album/probably-forever-ep
If you can't donate, just let this video run on your computer a million times (the ads go to BLM).
https://youtu.be/bCgLa25fDHM
Donate to bail funds. This is a no-brainer. You can break the money up and give it to different communities. Even if you can only give like $10.
https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd?fbclid=IwAR1r-cAtTK0CP_TADJpE94PikkFsUXfFxf_Z-VTkpDaPBDbxzX1K0x_PkuQ
Donate to mutual aid funds.
https://twitter.com/thegirlwithfood/status/1267572248149442562?s=20
If you are at protesting, please be safe. Wear a mask, be mindful of social distancing (as best you can) and never let the cops out of your sight. Keep your phone charged and know where you are and how to exit at all time. And before you share/post a photo from a protest. Whether it's one you took yourself or one you saw online. Ask yourself "can you see protesters faces in it"? "Will sharing it potentially make it easier for retaliation against them"? If so, please don't share it.
Subscribe on Apple Podcasts (iTunes)!
Go listen to all the other shows on the Brain Machine Network!
And remember, if you're not an NFer you're an MFer, so get the f*** outta here!

Monday Jun 08, 2020
Episode 160 - Playable Characters with Spyro and Pimple The Battletoad!
Monday Jun 08, 2020
Monday Jun 08, 2020
Today's episode is a fun little thing where we're dropping Patrick and Ream's appearances on PLAYABLABLE CHARACTERS, a wonderful podcast where our friend's Calvin Cato and McGuinness interview characters from the world of video games. Each week we are joined by a legend in the video game industry to talk to them about their life and what’s going on. It's so good.
Listen to Playable Characters here!
Patrick's Episode 104 - Spyro The Dragon
Ream's Episode 152 - Pimple The Battletoad
We're rerunning this episode because cops are beating people all over the country (including on our own streets) and neither of us really felt too funny.
Please enjoy and be safe.
Also, if you can please donate to bail funds: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd
Subscribe on Apple Podcasts (iTunes)!
Go listen to all the other shows on the Brain Machine Network!
And remember, if you're not an NFer you're an MFer, so get the f*** outta here!

Thursday Jun 04, 2020
Fun Size #159 - Oregon Trail (rerun)!
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
Read and educate yourself with these anti-racism resources. These links aren't intended for some dumb racist to read and be like "oh dang, I was wrong, we're all equal". They are meant for non-racist people who consider themselves "allies" to read and further educate themselves on how they can help and things they may not be aware of or think about. Take the hard truths and learn from them. Nothing is easy and nothing is simple.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BRlF2_zhNe86SGgHa6-VlBO-QgirITwCTugSfKie5Fs/mobilebasic?fbclid=IwAR2BT9LzMapXoJcbEhQTkB9r-6VeYMfjp0k0eJ_f_k7_ANs6HZJEaTLUqWg
Split donations between a bunch of good organizations:
https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn
If you can't donate, just let this video run on your computer a million times (the ads go to BLM).
https://youtu.be/bCgLa25fDHM
If you're in NYC, make the calls to Repeal 50-a. 50-a allows the police to hide misconduct from the public, impedes racial justice, and enables wrongful conviction in New York. Sign up and make 4 calls. It's very easy to do. They walk you through it all.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf2OhTXowWfh1h-k1huRdzXgd01DmEfylG0dskQ27vfFE8-gQ/viewform?fbclid=IwAR1yt-9jTyQ_-7lGDuArYfuX0dD-IMZDxxa56ELz9C61rWwP4fXs-O2OTRY
Donate to bail funds. This is a no-brainer. You can break the money up and give it to different communities. Even if you can only give like $10.
https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd?fbclid=IwAR1r-cAtTK0CP_TADJpE94PikkFsUXfFxf_Z-VTkpDaPBDbxzX1K0x_PkuQ
Donate to mutual aid funds.
https://twitter.com/thegirlwithfood/status/1267572248149442562?s=20
If you are at protesting, please be safe. Wear a mask, be mindful of social distancing (as best you can) and never let the cops out of your sight. Keep your phone charged and know where you are and how to exit at all time. And before you share/post a photo from a protest. Whether it's one you took yourself or one you saw online. Ask yourself "can you see protesters faces in it"? "Will sharing it potentially make it easier for retaliation against them"? If so, please don't share it.
The Oregon Trail is a computer game or whatever the fuck.

Monday Jun 01, 2020
Episode 159 - Ben Katzner (rerun)!
Monday Jun 01, 2020
Monday Jun 01, 2020
***This is a repost of Episode 38 from February 5th, 2018***
Do not worry, Ben is still alive and well! We're not rerunning his episode because he died or got cancelled or something.
We're rerunning this episode because it's one of our favorites from 2018 and Ben was a fantastic guest and also because cops are beating people all over the country (including on our own streets) and neither of us really felt too funny. Please enjoy and be safe.
Also, if you can please donate to bail funds: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd
Subscribe on Apple Podcasts (iTunes)!
Go listen to all the other shows on the Brain Machine Network!
And remember, if you're not an NFer you're an MFer, so get the f*** outta here!

Thursday May 28, 2020
Fun Size #158 - 1998 Movies!
Thursday May 28, 2020
Thursday May 28, 2020
In this FUN SIZE episode Patrick sits in his living room and Ream sits in his bedroom and they talk about movies that came out in 1998!
Ok, you don't have to believe us, but this one sounds fucking great. We figured out how to do the remote recording. Sorry about the past 2 months.
Follow Ream on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Reamkore
Follow Patrick on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/PatrickHastie
No sponsor this week! Join the Patreon!
Subscribe on Apple Podcasts (iTunes)!
Go listen to all the other shows on the Brain Machine Network!
And remember, if you're not an NFer you're an MFer, so get the f*** outta here!

Monday May 25, 2020
Episode 158 - Aaron Naylor!
Monday May 25, 2020
Monday May 25, 2020
In this episode Ream sits in his bedroom and Patrick sits in his living room and comedian Aaron Naylor (SF Sketchfest) sits in his bedroom in Kansas City.
Just a real great remotely recorded episode folks! Honestly one of the most fun ones we've ever done!
Sponsored by our friend Sam Evans' debut comedy album SWEET BABY BOY which comes out Friday May 29th on Blonde Medicine! Preorder it now!
Subscribe on Apple Podcasts (iTunes)!
Go listen to all the other shows on the Brain Machine Network!
And remember, if you're not an NFer you're an MFer, so get the f*** outta here!

Thursday May 21, 2020
Fun Size #157 - Quarantine Catch Up!
Thursday May 21, 2020
Thursday May 21, 2020
In this FUN SIZE episode Patrick sits in his living room and Ream sits in his bedroom and they talk all the stuff they've been doing in quarantine!
Ok, you don't have to believe us, but this one sounds fucking great. We figured out how to do the remote recording. Sorry about the past 2 months.
Follow Ream on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Reamkore
Follow Patrick on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/PatrickHastie
No sponsor this week! Join the Patreon!
Subscribe on Apple Podcasts (iTunes)!
Go listen to all the other shows on the Brain Machine Network!
And remember, if you're not an NFer you're an MFer, so get the f*** outta here!

Monday May 18, 2020
Episode 157 - Pat Reilly!
Monday May 18, 2020
Monday May 18, 2020
In this episode Ream sits in his bedroom and Patrick sits in his living room and comedian PAT REILLY (Infinite Sketch) sits in his bedroom in Brooklyn.
Just a real great remotely recorded episode folks!
Subscribe on Apple Podcasts (iTunes)!
Go listen to all the other shows on the Brain Machine Network!
And remember, if you're not an NFer you're an MFer, so get the f*** outta here!